Showing posts with label timepass. Show all posts
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Going green!

Monday, July 20, 2009 · 4 comments



Was green with envy yesterday when i realised that my friend's college is reopening only during the 3rd week of august!
Poor me, have to start suffering two weeks before him!
So,I have done my bit for the planet!
Have you?

go green, save the planet!
(look, even the arrow has turned green, in a bid to save our planet!)


P.S- On a serious note, i've really started conserving Water, Electricity,BLAH,BLAh,etc...
try to contribute in your own way by doing so too!
after all, facebook has told me that i will die due to political assasination!
how will i die?
Political Assassination

Your obsession with power will eventually be the end of you when you're shot down by members of your own cabinet. Rough way to go. We recommend writing up a good will, and shredding any documents that might paint you as a shady character. The last thing you need is your political legacy being destroyed when greedy relatives ransacking your mansion discover that you plagiarized your book report in fourth grade.

i dont want climate change to prove the prophecy wrong by drowning me in the waters of the ever rising oceans!
so guys, "meri aur facebook ki izzat bachao"(protect facebook and my honour) and do ur bit atleast so that i may die a honourable death as predicted by facebook!

Tagged....a sad day in my life!!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009 · 7 comments

this is a supposedly popular tag doin the rounds....hopefully it "leaves " me soon!
all thanks to Mr _____


Q: How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?

A: at this point of time,my wallet is not with me.
but,lemme check....i've got 476 Rs....

Q: What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
A:BOAR,SOAR,POUR,etc...
sentence with these words-the BOAR SOARED after it POURED out its inner contents!!:P
makes no sense at all1

Q: Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
A: a CALL Centre no...

Q: What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
A: im a simple guy...just a high frequency buzzer for me!really hurts people's ears if ur not accustomed to it..
Q: What are you wearing right now?
A: clothes and some food stuck on it!

Q: Do you label yourself?
A: no,im not a goat..

Q: Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently own?
A: NIKE,REEBOK and an unbranded one...

Q: Bright or Dark Room?
A: Bright always..they should notice me...for that they need light!

Q: What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
A: the same that he thinks of himself,i.e, that he's shorter than me..

Q: What does your watch look like?
A: looks like my face when light falls on it and i see my reflection.

Q: What were you doing at midnight last night?
A: played FIFA, put peace, chatted, laughed....did not sleep though!

Q: What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
A:VM-TONES
PLZ CALL 50777 FOR FREE CALLERTUNES!

Q: What’s a word that you say a lot?
A: i actually think that i use the the word actually too much.
Q: Who told you he/she loved you last? (Please exclude spouse, family, and children)
A: My friend,when i helped him out with his comp problem!

Q: Last furry thing you touched?
A: my hair!

Q: Favorite age you have been so far?
A: Kaliyug!!

Q: What was the last thing you said to someone?
A: yeah!

Q: The last song you listened to?
A:some arbit song which was played when i tried to connect to a new internet radio channel..seemed to be latin.
Q: Where did you live in 1987?
A: i was homeless...i was'nt born thennni did'nt have a home!! :(

Q: Are you jealous of anyone?
A: Yes,myself

Q: Is anyone jealous of you?
A: wait a min.,..let me confirm..
yes,atleast 1 person is!

Q: Name three things that you have on you at all times?
A: My eyes, my nose and my clothes(mouth and ears are optional)

Q: What’s your favorite town/city?
A: the garden city BANGALORE!

Q: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
A: i posted a letter to the company i had to go to for an internship even though i had'nt written it!

Q: Can you change the oil on a car?
A: dont think so...but,i can change a car on oil!

Q: Your first love/big crush: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
A: that she has'nt heard about me!

Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
A: Yes… My heart...after the last question..

Q: What is your current desktop picture?
A: a picture of the cross section of a tree..

Q: Have you been burnt by love?
A: not yet....closest was when i was burnt by boiling water!

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