back to what i'm best at...

i just could'nt stop myself from posting this....
here is a sample of the way my brain works.....


=>my friend was kinda pissed with me...he told me

"तू एक बुरा कहिका बन गया ....."
मैंने बोला "हाँ बे ,मैं कहीं का नहीं रहा "!!!
my friend just broke into an instant mix of laughter and sorrow....
ah!!that feeling...


=>this is a homegrown joke....

a population expert went to a village as its population was exploding although they were supposedly following हम दो हमारे दो... the expert was baffled...
he went and spoke to a villager.......the villager told him "yes sir,we are following the हम दो हमारे दो program..."
then,the expert asked-how is it that your population is then blasting off the roof??
the villager replied "i don't know sir,i follow the program properly....








i have two kids with my wife and then my wife has two kids with me!!!!!"