back to what i'm best at...

i just could'nt stop myself from posting this....
here is a sample of the way my brain works.....


=>my friend was kinda pissed with me...he told me

"तू एक बुरा कहिका बन गया ....."
मैंने बोला "हाँ बे ,मैं कहीं का नहीं रहा "!!!
my friend just broke into an instant mix of laughter and sorrow....
ah!!that feeling...


=>this is a homegrown joke....

a population expert went to a village as its population was exploding although they were supposedly following हम दो हमारे दो... the expert was baffled...
he went and spoke to a villager.......the villager told him "yes sir,we are following the हम दो हमारे दो program..."
then,the expert asked-how is it that your population is then blasting off the roof??
the villager replied "i don't know sir,i follow the program properly....








i have two kids with my wife and then my wife has two kids with me!!!!!"

studd poem...(ie,if you are a mosquito!)

i saw dis poem on my cell a loooooooong time ago n i still remember it even though i deleted it long ago frm my cell...

p.s-even id ur not a mosquito,u can read this...it'll help u understand the mentality of a mosquito thereby helping you achieve your aim of killing a mosquito which you hav not been able to kill till now until this poem came along and helped you...
waitin for your thanks....

machchar ka gaana-
bhige pankh mere,
pyasa dank mera,
lage amrut saa,
mujhe khoon tera,
kabhi mere saath,koi raat guzaar,
tujhe subah tak main,kar doon bimaar!!
o o ohooooooooooo...
" " "....

coming up

in a few days,ill post a poem abt mr C.R.......(all those dumba**es who did'nt understand plz wait for the post).
P.S-google,i hope u can can forgive me for the "obscene" language i've
used...if u really think this is obscene,plz remove aloo's blog b4 removin mine...trt assured![:P]

Inspiration...

i forgot to mention who's responsible for rekindling my poetic
"skills" after 3 years.
well,the credit goes to a certain Mr N.R.B,Mr A.G And Mr SM...
(Who shall remain mysterious to all non mech junta so as to keep my head on my shoulders!)
thank you F and D slots!!!

poetic criticism...

well,i actually did'nt plan 2 put these poems here..or for that matter anywhere public...
but then,my greed for new posts[:D] and on my friends insistence,i've decided 2 post it here...

but ,before i begin... a small warning:-IF THE FOLLOWING CONTENT OFFENDS ANYONE,I'M HAPPY THAT IT DID BECAUSE IT'S MEANT TO,seriously though , it was just written for fun and tp..
i actually wrote the first four lines in a serious mood... but,the last word in the first para changed my feelings and i changed the topic in response to my change in feelings....
i've still included in the poem though,albeit as a prologue sorta thing.

(the xx is to hide the guys identity and save his face)

ALXX.

PROLOGUE:-

Life is full of ups and downs,
with no regard for morality,
where people like me are treated like clowns,
while others appreciate brutality.....

MAIN "COURSE"

I Say this not coz i am me,
but only because i can see,
that this world is filled with people like alXX,
who likes to ask doubts,even in the loo...

i think he's got a fat injection,
to make him look like an ALXX's projection.
god only knows what else he could be,
could he be a fat idiot sitting on a tree?

by which i mean,is he an ape?
whose only job on earth is to make others gape,
with fear ,of course, they'll look at him,
waiting for the day when somebody will burst him with a pin.

i hope that day comes sooner rather than later,
as god only knows,how much more i can bear his slow chatter!!
o god,i beseech thee,reduce our earth's wieght,
plz remove alXX,by showing on as a bait!!!

never ever yours sincerely,
the god of small things.
(am i not supposed to be tall?)

for the "SANE" kind!!!

well,after a lot of thinking,i decided to listen to some guys requests and post a topic without pun's and pj's...
so, here it goes-----

SERIOUS.



Well,that's it for this post...ie(the explanation is for the dumber(sane) kind.)if,you ask me to post something serious...i'll post those exact words as the word serious just does'nt occur to me,and even if it does,it just occurs as one big word in CAPITAL letters.