A Smile...seems like it comes just for miliseconds...

well,the more and more you see people these days,you realize that what i've written above is very true...
infact,it seems like a smile is a compromise you make to make the other guy happy...(and it's really worth it)
for example,recently,we had our quizzes(infact,it's still going on!!)....one of my exams had assumed gigantic proportions...
Inside my head,it was more like a blast waiting to happen....
the day before the exam,i decided to put full fight.
with my friend(warrior),i decided to mug throughout the night.
we stayed up all night and just about finished on time...(at this point i would like to thank "warrior",if not for him,i would'nt have finished...btw,he told the same thing to me.this proves that teamwork really helps if you don't RG a person)
infact,we finished a fair bit earlier than expected...(40 min earlier?)
we decided to put fart by watching an episode of heroes...
after this...we it was 7 am...we performed our usual rituals(brushing,bathing,eating,etc) and left for the exam..
8:00 am-i see the paper for the first time...looks fairly easy(thanks to the amount i mugged!!)...
8:20-finish a fair bit...i'm thrilled.
8:45-finish the paper...expecting around 23/25...(which ill be more than happy with)
9:00-done with the paper...head off for the next lecture...feelin ecstatic :D
9-30-reaalise that i've made 2 silly calculation mistakes---4 more marks gone...
10:15-am forced to realise by my "friend (Alxx)" (forgive me guys)that i've lost 7 marks more...
10:30-after some depression...finall accept the fact that i am going to get only XX which is far less than what i wanted/expected...the smile vanishes...remain in the same mood for 3 more days...
one of my friends
too faced a similar situation the next day....

all this just made me realize how tough it is to smile wholeheartedly...it takes just a whimper to remove that smile...and along with that goes our mental happiness for some time....

p.s-the moral of the story is that all you people out there should be grateful to me for spreading cheer through my "JOKES"...(although might "sometimes" be poor/painful,etc!!)


bye,
hold on to that smile whatever happens..
it really helps you,and the others even more. [:)]

"trying to be muggu" =>me....and my muggu mania!!

well,,i've been mugging(dats what i think)/tryin to mug(thats what the others think) for the last few days...quizzes are currently on....
no time for timepass!!!
hv 2 mug seriously atleast now...
will most probably resume bloggin on 22-24rth....


a parting shot-
1)this world is very unfair,
my history teacher(4 yrs ago) did not believe me when i told her that the reason my answer was wrong was because i wanted to see what will happen if i changed the "course" of history!!!(this was an instantaneous thought then,but the teacher was even more instantaneous in her response.i got a lesson on the bad "consequences " of trying to change history...)
btw , is'nt history supposed to be a man's story(his-story),and being a man,i had all the
right to put my own story and call it history....


2)this i feel is a studd thought, i got it just now----

god keeps exams in schools/colleges when we grow up so that we have enough practice for the final exam about himself which we write after we die...
that is why as we grow older,we try to cram more religious stuff into our heads...after all,nobody wants to fail in their "final" exam...

a "high" line!!

thought of this joke when i was forced to go to the first floor to get a volleyball which i had thrown there....



=>a was telling his friend"god is calling me to come above to heaven........but the signals are not too strong...in the sense that i don't feel them too strongly...but,i can't isobey him.what do i do?"



the friend replied:-


















"go to the first floor,that way youll be partly satisfying his partly strong signals"[:P]





p.s-if anybody needs a weapon to kill himself after this,come to me,i'll pepper you with more such painfull stuff....


it'll definitely be a "quick and painless" death...

back to what i'm best at...

i just could'nt stop myself from posting this....
here is a sample of the way my brain works.....


=>my friend was kinda pissed with me...he told me

"तू एक बुरा कहिका बन गया ....."
मैंने बोला "हाँ बे ,मैं कहीं का नहीं रहा "!!!
my friend just broke into an instant mix of laughter and sorrow....
ah!!that feeling...


=>this is a homegrown joke....

a population expert went to a village as its population was exploding although they were supposedly following हम दो हमारे दो... the expert was baffled...
he went and spoke to a villager.......the villager told him "yes sir,we are following the हम दो हमारे दो program..."
then,the expert asked-how is it that your population is then blasting off the roof??
the villager replied "i don't know sir,i follow the program properly....








i have two kids with my wife and then my wife has two kids with me!!!!!"

studd poem...(ie,if you are a mosquito!)

i saw dis poem on my cell a loooooooong time ago n i still remember it even though i deleted it long ago frm my cell...

p.s-even id ur not a mosquito,u can read this...it'll help u understand the mentality of a mosquito thereby helping you achieve your aim of killing a mosquito which you hav not been able to kill till now until this poem came along and helped you...
waitin for your thanks....

machchar ka gaana-
bhige pankh mere,
pyasa dank mera,
lage amrut saa,
mujhe khoon tera,
kabhi mere saath,koi raat guzaar,
tujhe subah tak main,kar doon bimaar!!
o o ohooooooooooo...
" " "....

coming up

in a few days,ill post a poem abt mr C.R.......(all those dumba**es who did'nt understand plz wait for the post).
P.S-google,i hope u can can forgive me for the "obscene" language i've
used...if u really think this is obscene,plz remove aloo's blog b4 removin mine...trt assured![:P]

Inspiration...

i forgot to mention who's responsible for rekindling my poetic
"skills" after 3 years.
well,the credit goes to a certain Mr N.R.B,Mr A.G And Mr SM...
(Who shall remain mysterious to all non mech junta so as to keep my head on my shoulders!)
thank you F and D slots!!!

poetic criticism...

well,i actually did'nt plan 2 put these poems here..or for that matter anywhere public...
but then,my greed for new posts[:D] and on my friends insistence,i've decided 2 post it here...

but ,before i begin... a small warning:-IF THE FOLLOWING CONTENT OFFENDS ANYONE,I'M HAPPY THAT IT DID BECAUSE IT'S MEANT TO,seriously though , it was just written for fun and tp..
i actually wrote the first four lines in a serious mood... but,the last word in the first para changed my feelings and i changed the topic in response to my change in feelings....
i've still included in the poem though,albeit as a prologue sorta thing.

(the xx is to hide the guys identity and save his face)

ALXX.

PROLOGUE:-

Life is full of ups and downs,
with no regard for morality,
where people like me are treated like clowns,
while others appreciate brutality.....

MAIN "COURSE"

I Say this not coz i am me,
but only because i can see,
that this world is filled with people like alXX,
who likes to ask doubts,even in the loo...

i think he's got a fat injection,
to make him look like an ALXX's projection.
god only knows what else he could be,
could he be a fat idiot sitting on a tree?

by which i mean,is he an ape?
whose only job on earth is to make others gape,
with fear ,of course, they'll look at him,
waiting for the day when somebody will burst him with a pin.

i hope that day comes sooner rather than later,
as god only knows,how much more i can bear his slow chatter!!
o god,i beseech thee,reduce our earth's wieght,
plz remove alXX,by showing on as a bait!!!

never ever yours sincerely,
the god of small things.
(am i not supposed to be tall?)