messages and codes as useless as me!

these are some classic ones which i happened to go through when i was browsing:- enjoy...

1. Keyboard error (press F1 to resume)
2. Error: this can't happen!
   

3. if ($x == 1) {
      # do something
   } elsif ($x == 2) {
      # do something else
   } else {
      confess "should't be here!"
   }

4. OK
5. In Linux, in single-user mode, the login system isn't working. Therefore, when you try to use logout or exit, you get:

   You don't exist.  Go Away.

6. There is a firewall application that reports errors and access violations when attempting to connect to various resources. If it cannot even identify the resource in question, it simply spits out ...

   "FooFar detected access violation error while trying to access the unknown."

7. in a Win32 app report
   

   BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

8. in an administration shell. The prompt looked like a normal unix prompt so people invariably ended up typing 'ls' in it. To which it would reply, "You're not in unix any more Toto."
9. Fatal error, unable to continue: Life is good
10. Windows classics:

    "Error: The operation completed successfully."
    "Fatal error code 0: No error."